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Up All Night
Did you have a little too much fun last night? Did you drink all the things? Or maybe you just stayed up late clicking through all of your ex-boyfriend’s Facebook photos and crying [author has never...
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Why Didn’t I Think of That?
Today’s post is dedicated to completely ridiculous beauty items I wish I had thought to market first. I’m basically the universe’s biggest sucker when it comes to beauty purchases, so if I think it’s...
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Halp! Oil Control
Sometimes my friends ask me for help (halp! in internetspeak), even more so now that this blog has established me as The Universe’s Leading Cosmetics expert. From my friend Leela: Alright, make up lady...
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The Fuck is on Your Face? Vol. VIII: Bronze Lies
Once again, we bring you the feature wherein Dudes Talk Out of Their Asses on Makeup. Todd has some words on bronzer. We recommend clicking the links. Go on. Do it. There is a tone of discouragement...
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Ugly-Pretty: Zombie Level
In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. -Mean Girls Gawker made fun of Brit Morin’s “Pretty Zombie” makeup...
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An Ode to Brown Shadow
Revlon in Rich Sable You know that tired old magazine question they always ask celebrities or models: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one makeup product, what would it be?...
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Don’t Take a Lady’s Green Eyeshadow Away
“I remember when I was little, I was watching the Phil Donahue show or something—that shows how old I am—and they were doing makeovers and they took all these ladies that had been wearing the same...
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